Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Cop (1999)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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• [Ross asked Rachel to bring Joey to help move the couch but brought Chandler instead] 

  Ross : So, did you bring Joey?

  Rachel : Uh, no, but I brought the next best thing.

  [Chandler walks in] 

  Ross : Chandler. You brought Chandler. The next best thing would be Monica.

  Chandler : Normally, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong.

• Monica : What is going on with you?

  Joey : Nothing.

  Chandler : Oh, come on! You've been acting strange all day.

  Joey : All right... There is something. I... I kind of had a dream. But I don't wanna talk about it.

  Chandler : What if Martin Luther King had said that. "I kind of have a dream... I don't wanna talk about it."

• Gary : [to Phoebe]  You're the prettiest fake undercover whore I've ever seen.

  Joey , Chandler : Nice!

• [first lines] 

  Joey : Hey.

  Chandler , Monica : Hey.

  Joey : What are you guys doing up?

  Chandler : We wanted to finish the crossword before bed. Do you know a six-letter word for "red"?

  Joey : Dark-red.

  Chandler : I think that's wrong, but there's a connect-the-dots in here for you later.