Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Breast Milk (1995)
Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green
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Quotes
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Rachel : [after finding a lunch receipt in Monica's jacket pocket for a large amount] Monica what's with you? Who did you have lunch with?
Monica : Judy?
Rachel : Who?
Monica : Julie.
Rachel : [shocked] What?
Monica : [frantically] Jodi?
Rachel : [quietly shocked] You were with Julie?
Monica : [uneasy] Ooh. Look, when it started... I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother's girlfriend. And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew it, we were... shopping.
Rachel : [shocked] Oh... Oh, my God.
Monica : [walks over to Rachel] Honey, wait! We only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me!
[Rachel walks away from Monica]
Rachel : [sarcastically] Yeah, right. Sure!
Monica : [protesting] Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time! Look, I'm sorry, all right? I never meant for you to find out!
Rachel : [angrily] Oh please! Please! You *wanted* to get caught!
Monica : [gasps] That is *not* true!
Rachel : [sarcastically] Oh, so you sort of *happened* to leave it in here?
Monica : [protesting] Did it ever occur to you that I might just be *that* stupid?
Rachel : [calms herself] OK Monica... I just have to know one thing...
[Monica nods]
Rachel : [puts her hand on her chest] Did you go with her to Bloomingdales?
[Monica pauses, then moves her eyes as if to say "Um... yes"]
Rachel : [vocally gasps]
Monica : [silently gasps]
Rachel : [emotionally] OK. OK. OK I just really um... I just really need to not be with you right now.
[Rachel exits the apartment and Monica looks disappointed]
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Rachel : [breast milk] That is juice squeezed from a person.
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Monica Geller : [trying to make up with Rachel] I don't know what else to say.
Rachel Green : [annoyed] Oh, well that works out good 'cause I'm not listening.
Monica Geller : [insisting] I feel terrible! I really do!
Rachel Green : [sarcastically] Oh, I'm sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?
[Rachel goes into the Central Perk shop and Monica follows]
Monica Geller : [trying to make up] Rachel... say that I'm friends with her. We spent some time together. Is that *so* terrible?
Rachel Green : [annoyed] Yes.
Monica Geller : It's *that* terrible?
Rachel Green : [very annoyed] Yes Monica! You don't get it! It's bad enough that she stole the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with! But now... she's actually...
[high pitched]
Rachel Green : But now she's actually stealing you!
[Rachel cries and Phoebe watches, touched]
Monica Geller : [touched and assuring] Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you! I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you.
[Monica starts crying]
Monica Geller : I mean... you're my...
[Rachel cries even more, causing Monica to do the same]
Monica Geller : [emotionally high pitched] Oh I love you!
Rachel Green : [emotionally high pitched] I love you too!
[they hug]
Phoebe Buffay : [comes over] You guys, um, I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me, but um... I love you guys too!
[they all hug]
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Phoebe Buffay : [goes to sit down after giving Monica and Rachel a hug] I *really* needed that.
Monica Geller : [comforting Rachel] Look, I know that you're in a place right now where you really need to hate Julie's guts, but... she didn't do anything wrong. I mean, she's just a girl who met a guy and now they go out... and I really think that if you gave her a chance, you'd like her.
[Rachel emotionally exhales and inhales]
Monica Geller : [moves Rachel's hair away from her eyes] Will you just give that a chance... for me?
[pause]
Rachel Green : [emotionally high pitched] I'd do anything for you! You know that!
Monica Geller : [emotionally high pitched] I'd do anything for you!
[they hug]
Phoebe Buffay : [comes over] Wait! Wait! Wait! WAIT!
[they all hug]
