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The One with Ross's Tan

Chandler: [Ross walks in with a really dark tan] Hold on. There's something different about you.
Ross: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
Chandler: Was that place the sun?
Ross: It gets worse.
[holds up his top to reveal one half of his skin is still white]
Chandler: Oh my God! You can do a duet of 'Ebony & Ivory' all by yourself.
Monica: How could you mess this up? It's so easy. You go in the booth, you count to five, and you turn around!
Ross: How do you count to five?
Monica: [counts quickly] One, two, three...
Ross: Dammit!
[Goes to the door to leave. Rachel enters, sees him and starts laughing]
Ross: I know!
Rachel: [after seeing Ross's tan] What is up with Miss Hawaiian Tropic?

Amanda Buffamonteezi: Oh, bugger! Should I not have said that? I feel like a perfect arse.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, in America you're just an ass.

[Ross going to get a spray-on-tan at a salon]
The Tanning Salon Guy: Alright Mr. Gellar, right this way. So, how dark do you want to be? We have 1, 2, or 3.
Ross: Well uh, I like how you look, what are you?
The Tanning Salon Guy: Puerto Rican.
Ross: Two, I think, a two.

Chandler: Stop staring at my wife's legs. No, no, stop staring at your sister's legs.

Joey Tribbiani: This has never happened to me before. I am an expert at taking off bras. I could do it with one hand. I could do it with my eyes closed. One time I just looked at one and it popped open.

[Phoebe & Monica are trying to avoid seeing their former neighbor Amanda, and Monica is on the phone with Amanda]
Monica: Hi Amanda. Uh, actually, now is not a good time.
[Phoebe give Monica thumbs-up]
Monica: Dinner tomorrow night?
[Phoebe gestures and mouths 'no']
Monica: Okay, Phoebe and I will see you then.
[Hangs up phone]
Phoebe: Why, why, why didn't you just say no?
Monica: Well, I said no to her coming over now. I couldn't say no twice. I've got this uncontrollable need to please people.
Phoebe: Fine, fine.
[Walking into kitchen, visibly angry]
Phoebe: You would not hold up well under torture.
Monica: Oh, and you would?
Phoebe: [Quickly turns around] I did.
[Monica looks extremely surprised]

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