- Joey auditions for a naked role in a big movie but the role becomes more complicated than he thought it would be. Rachel and Phoebe plan Monica's wedding shower; Ross becomes attracted to his cousin after she visits.
- Joey could have a part in a big movie but he would have a nude scene. Monica and Ross' sexy cousin Cassie comes to stay with Monica and Chandler but Monica thinks Chandler keeps staring at her so Cassie has to stay at Ross' place. Monica expects a bridal shower so Rachel and Phoebe have to organize one within 2 days.—Anonymous
- Joey is very excited when he gets a Catholic Italian immigrant part in a rising director's (The next to next Martin Scorsese) next film, until his agent Estelle Leonard (June Gable) tells him it has an essential full frontal nudity scene. The character falls in love with a Hebrew girl and they get caught in a storm. They find shelter in a barn, where they undress each other and hold each other, its very tender and classy. Just as Monica has convinced him a movie career is worth the nudity scene, Joey finds out that he can only get the part if he is uncircumcised, which he is not. Joey does not the producers that he is not circumcised (and they call him for a follow up to see his entire nude body) and goes to Monica for help. Monica comes up with ways (bologna, mushroom wraps, pink suede, fur, fruit roll up) to make it look like he is, deciding on using silly putty. When Joey has to show the director however, the silly putty falls off and doesn't work, and he doesn't get the part.
Chandler and Monica have a no sex pact till the wedding. Chandler comes up with a plan that if they have a fight and call off the wedding for a few hrs, they could have sex. Rachel and Phoebe plan Monica's bridal shower at the last minute. The two had completely forgotten until Monica reminds them, so are left to make quick decisions for a party within two days (4 pm on Friday at Phoebe's apartment, finger sandwiches and tea, no flowers or balloons, no theme (Phoebe had suggested lusts of the flesh)). Arbitrarily calling people from Monica's address book Phoebe takes from her purse results in a weird crowd neither of them knows and they both forget to invite the bride. Phoebe rushes to get Monica. When Monica arrives, she accidentally bad mouths the guests (Saying they are a bunch of people she didn't even like) under the belief that they left before she arrived. But then, the guests emerge from their hiding places and surprise Monica.
Monica and Ross's cousin, Cassie (Denise Richards), stays with Chandler and Monica until their wedding, but as the little girl has grown into a gorgeous woman since they last saw her, Chandler's ogling requires her to stay at Ross' apartment instead. Ross can't help ogling her as well (she goes back to her childhood memories like getting freckles or getting into wrestling matches with Ross. Ross reminds himself that he is related to Cassie), and while watching a movie convinces himself that she "wants it" too (She had opened a bottle of wine, turned down the lights and rented Logan's run, the sexiest movie ever). He makes a move and Cassie's negative reaction leaves him speechless. he says he hasn't had sex in a very long time and makes it worse.
Later on, Cassie moves on in Phoebe's apartment, but Phoebe has the same reaction as Chandler and Ross, and thinks she should asks her out as she is not her cousin.
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What is the French language plot outline for The One with Ross and Monica's Cousin (2001)?
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