Plot

Nervous about his upcoming romantic scenes, Joey rehearses them with Rachel. Ross & Chandler get their money's worth on their weekend trip to Vermont while Phoebe takes advantage of Monica's clientele.

Joey is insecure now his Days of Our Lives character Dr. Drake Ramore is getting real dialog, so he asks Rachel to come along to the set, which she loves enough to get romantic dreams, but about Drake, Joey or both? Monica's fancy restaurant Javu is doing great, so she's flat out too busy to accept joining Chandler on a surprise trip he booked to Vermont. When Phoebe comes sing her gross songs outside Javu, Monica tries to tell her nicely it's inappropriate, lacking style, but Phoebe just gets a fancier dress; once told the truth, she starts a nasty row... Meanwhile Chandler couldn't get a refund, so he takes Ross along, who gets high on maple candy and shows Chandler how to take revenge when they are told no reservation was booked and must take a $600 suite, technically without stealing, by stocking up on absurdly greedy quantities of everything hotels supply guests, worse then even Monica ever did...—KGF Vissers

After Rachel goes to the "Days of our Lives" set with Joey, she has a romantic dream about him or is she having a dream about Drake? Chandler surprises Monica with a weekend getaway. Although she can't go, Chandler takes Ross instead. Phoebe drives everyone away from Monica's restaurant with her bad singing.—Anonymous

Joey is insecure now his Days of our Lives character Dr. Drake Ramoray is getting a love story, so he asks Rachel for help because he's afraid he won't be convincing enough. After seeing him reciting romantic lines to his love interest on the show, Rachel has a dream that while helping Joey rehearse his lines for the following day, Rachel gets engrossed and they end up kissing for a bit and that makes her a little puzzled.

Asking help from Monica made her finally think that she may have a crush on Drake, and thus not on Joey. Rachel comes back home to see Joey wiping peanut butter from the back of his head and is sure that her feelings were for Drake. When she talks to Joey of how he could (in a Method actor's way) think of how he felt in love in real life to feel more convinced in his part, she learns how much Joey loved her when she was pregnant (back in Season 8), him even saying it was the only time he was ever in love. This makes her feel even more confused.

Meanwhile, Monica is so excited about her job at Javu (She is booked solid for the next month), that she declines joining Chandler on a surprise trip he booked to Vermont. When Phoebe comes to sing her songs outside Javu to cheer up (She recently got her massage license revoked as she touched a client inappropriately. she claims there was a lot of oil and her hand just slipped) the people who have to wait in line to have a table, Monica tries to tell her nicely it's inappropriate, lacking style, but Phoebe misunderstands the feedback and just gets fancier dress.

When Phoebe shows up the 2nd night (Monica indicated her earlier that her songs are not appropriate for an upscale place like hers), It causes them to argue over her singing, between themselves and with guests at the restaurant (with Monica and Phoebe engaging them in several "show of hands" to prove their points). Eventually, they apologize to each other and Monica invites Phoebe to eat in the restaurant for free.

Meanwhile, when the hotel told Chandler couldn't get a refund, he takes Ross along on a 6 hrs drive to Vermont, who gets high on maple candy. Ross shows Chandler how to take revenge on the inn when they are told no reservation was booked and must take a $600 suite (as that is the only room now available). Technically without stealing (Ross demonstrates the fine line between stealing and taking what the hotel has already charged you for) Ross stocks up an absurdly greedy quantity of everything hotels supply guests, like lamp bulbs (But not the lamp), batteries from the remote (but not the remote) or bottles of shampoo. But in the end, they are finally caught because Ross' suitcase is so stuffed with amenities that it breaks in the hotel lobby, leaving most of what they had taken on the floor.

In the tag scene, Chandler, having given Monica tampons and salt from Vermont, gives her a box of maple candy. However, the box turns out to be empty, after which Ross, clearly having eaten the candy again, walks in hyper and promptly complains about the buzzing in his ear.