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Rachel tries to end the spark between Ross and Jill. When Chandler admits that he can't cry, Monica tries to make it happen. The gang discovers that Phoebe's sister, Ursula, is a porn star and is using Phoebe's name.

The friends can't spy on Ross and Jill's date, because he shut his drapes. Ross tells Rachel that he only showed Jill fossil slides. Rachel makes him promise never to date her sister again - but when Jill finds out, she has a big row with Rachel and rushes straight to Ross, clearly planning something more this time. Joey, Monica and Phoebe are worried that Chandler can't cry about sad stories or even sad childhood memories, and call him dead inside. Phoebe is apparently outed as a porn star to Joey at Central Perk by her 'biggest fan' and by Gunther, who also knows about her sordid screen career. The friends rent a video of one of Phoebe's films, but Joey won't watch it - until Rachel notices that it's actually Phoebe's sister Ursula. Ross tells Rachel that he stopped Jill from kissing him, to keep from ruining any chance of a relationship with her - which finally makes Chandler cry.—KGF Vissers

The friends can't spy on Ross and Jill's date, because he shut his drapes. They have been shut for 2.5 hrs and Rachel has been staring at it the whole time. Joey says that when Chandler fooled around with his sister, he was mad at him for 10 yrs, and Chandler still has 5 yrs to go. The next day, Rachel asks Ross about how the date went with Jill. Ross tells Rachel that he only showed Jill fossil slides. Rachel makes him promise never to date her sister again (when Ross says that Jill has asked him out again, on Valentine's day). Rachel says that's its too weird and the mere thought of them doing it, makes her freak out. When Jill finds out (she initially believes Ross dumped her as she is not smart, but then Rachel admits that she asked Ross to cancel the date with her), she has a big row with Rachel (Jill accuses Rachel of being jealous of her) and rushes straight to Ross, clearly planning something more this time. This time Jill mocks Rachel and shuts the drapes on her. Rachel calls Ross and tells him that Jill is trying to use him to get back at her.

Joey, Monica and Phoebe are worried that Chandler can't cry about sad stories (ET or Bambi or a 3 legged puppy) or even sad childhood memories (His parents didn't come to his graduation in 1st grade and he had a photo with the school Janitor), and call him dead inside. Chandler tries to read sad novels to get himself to cry, but fails. Monica tries to tells Chandler that its OK, if he doesn't cry at their wedding as she knows he will be feeling it inside his heart. Or if he doesn't cry when he is handed his first baby in the delivery room. Or if the child goes to college and they return to his empty room for the first time. Or if Monica dies from a long illness and Chandler is writing her eulogy & finds a note for him from her. Chandler thinks Monica is cool, but Monica yells at him for not being able to shed tears for his dead wife and calls him a robot.

Phoebe is apparently outed as a porn star to Joey at Central Perk by her 'biggest fan' (who tells Joey that he has seen all of her films: Sex Toy Story 2, Laurence of Alabia, Inspect her Gadget) and by Gunther, who also knows about her sordid screen career. Ross & Joey rent a video of one of Phoebe's films (Buffay the vampire layer), but Joey won't watch it - until Rachel notices that it's actually Phoebe's sister Ursula (as the girl in the video has a tattoo on her ankle and Phoebe doesn't have one). Thats when Phoebe walks in and is disgusted by what she sees on TV. Phoebe confronts Ursula who refuses to stop doing porn, so Phoebe collects all of Ursula's checks from her pron work, since they are in Phoebe's name.

Ross tells Rachel that he stopped Jill from kissing him, to keep from ruining any chance of a relationship with her (Jill got made and broke his projector) - which finally makes Chandler cry. Jill leaves.