"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" Be My Baby Tonight (TV Episode 1992) - James Avery as Philip Banks

Philip Banks : Who's pregnant?

William 'Will' Smith : Not me.

Carlton Banks : Me either.

Hilary Banks : I'm going to go on a limb and make that unanimous.
William 'Will' Smith : Aunt Viv, Uncle Phil. Now, there's somebody in this house who needs to talk about sex and it ain't one of us.

Philip Banks : But that only leaves.. oh, God, tell me it's Geoffrey.
Will : [Hilary is showing a very skimpy bottom-only bathing suit she just bought for Arnold Schwarzenegger's pool party] Oh darn, now Arnold will have to return his.

Vivian : I kind of like it.

Philip : I do, too. That's a good-looking hat.

Vivian : It's Hilary's new bathing suit.

Philip : When fish ride bicycles.
Philip Banks : I still remember the night Ashley was born. She looked like a beautiful little black Winston Churchill.
Vivian Banks : [to Ashley] We want to talk to you about sex.

Ashley Banks : I know where babies come from. I took sex education.

Philip Banks : I thought you took band.
Philip Banks : Vivian, times have changed since you and I were young. Hell, they've changed since Hilary and Carlton were young. Well, a man's got to do what a man's got to do. You pack your bags. We are moving to Greenland.
Philip Banks : Ashley, sweetheart.. now, before Kevin comes over, I think I should have a little talk with you about boys.

Ashley Banks : Great, Daddy.

Philip Banks : They're all dogs. Got it?

James Avery: Philip Banks