The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Be My Baby Tonight (1992)

Alfonso Ribeiro: Carlton Banks

Quotes 

• Philip Banks : Who's pregnant?

  William 'Will' Smith : Not me.

  Carlton Banks : Me either.

  Hilary Banks : I'm going to go on a limb and make that unanimous.

• Carlton Banks : [to Ms. Rinkoff]  Shall we step into your office and talk about asbestos?

  Ms. Rinkoff : Asbestos, huh? Last I heard, it was called knocking boots.

• Carlton Banks : Hilary, as a loyal Republican and a staunch bush man, I'm warning you, don't do this.

  William 'Will' Smith : Oh, come on, Carlton, you're not a bush man. You're more like a pygmy.

• William 'Will' Smith : [about Ashley]  Look, well, somebody has to tell her. I mean, she won't do anything stupid if she has some good solid facts.

  Carlton Banks : Wrong, my hot-blooded cousin. If you tell her about sex, she's just gonna run out and do it.

  Hilary Banks : Oh, that's ridiculous, Carlton. We want to expose her to a realistic portrayal of relationships. I know. We'll rent "Pretty Woman."