Martin Starr credited as playing...
Bill Haverchuck
- Bill Haverchuck: [prank calling] Fredericks? You're a turd. A stinky f-fat turd. Go sniff a jock strap, you poop head. You love patting boys' butts. You love patting boys' butts. Butt... you butt-patter! You're a perv and a loser... and a stinky... t-turd!
- [hangs up]
- Sam Weir: Is this the best cereal you've got?
- Neal Schweiber: I don't know. I never eat breakfast. I just have my coffee.
- Bill Haverchuck: Before or after you shave?