Freaks and Geeks (TV Series)

I'm with the Band (1999)

Samm Levine: Neal Schweiber

Quotes 

• Sam Weir : Cindy Sanders is, like, a librarian type.

  Neal Schweiber : Yeah, librarian for the Playboy mansion.

• Neal Schweiber : My mom says that women prefer guys with a good sense of humor.

  Bill Haverchuck : But you're not very funny.

  Neal Schweiber : Screw you. I'm hilarious.

• Neal Schweiber : [Sam wants to boycott the mandatory gym class shower, while Bill and Neal decide to give in]  Come on, this is ridiculous. My hands are filthy.

  Bill Haverchuck : Yeah, and I can't say 'No' to a long, luxurious shower.

  Sam Weir : [desperate]  No, you can't!

  Neal Schweiber : You're on your own. I'm verstinkene, and I'm showering.

  Sam Weir : [later, in the locker room, Bill and Neal are ready to shower]  So you guys are gonna do it, I mean, you're gonna take a shower.

  Neal Schweiber : It's just water. What could happen?

  Bill Haverchuck : Well, you could stop smellin' like my butt, for one.