Martin Starr credited as playing...
Bill Haverchuck
- Bill Haverchuck: Hurry up, I don't want to be late for Bio.
- Neal Schweiber: Why? What is the big deal?
- Bill Haverchuck: Well, yesterday, I was late... And everyone looked at me!
- Bill Haverchuck: Cindy cut the cheese.
- Neal Schweiber: Oh my god!
- Sam Weir: Shut up.
- Bill Haverchuck: I'm serious. She blamed it on the chair.
- Sam Weir: Well, what kind of chair was it?
- Bill Haverchuck: I don't know. Vinyl?
- Sam Weir: Vinyl chairs always squeak!
- Bill Haverchuck: It wasn't the sound of vinyl squeaking. It was the sound of cheese being cut.