"Freakazoid!" Mo-Ron/The Sewer Rescue/The Big Question/The Legends Who Lunch (TV Episode 1995) - Paul Rugg as Freakazoid, Network Censor, Retired Hero

Alien : [alien ship lands at the White House and alien walks out] I have traveled many millions of lightyears across forty billion galaxies to come here for the answer to a vital question that concerns the entire universe.

Bill Clinton : And what is that question?

Alien : Please tell us, that doll Barbie, what's the name of her little sister?

Bill Clinton : [whipers] Oh, I think it was Pebbles.

Freakazoid : [whispers] Let me handle this.

[confidently]

Freakazoid : It's Skipper!

Alien : Skipper. Huh.

[alien walks back into the ship]

Alien : Hey, everyone! It's Skipper!

[aliens cheer]
Freakazoid : Now, now, ladies, there's plenty of me for everybody - if not, I'll just have 'em draw me bigger.
[moments before a bomb explodes]

Freakazoid : Allow me to be the first to say, "Ouch!".

Paul Rugg: Freakazoid, Network Censor, Retired Hero