Frasier (TV Series)

We Two Kings (2002)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

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• Daphne Moon : Why are you being so weird? He seems perfect.

  Roz Doyle : I don't know. Just wasn't what I was expecting. Something's missing.

  Daphne Moon : Like what?

  Roz Doyle : I don't know. Well, at the mall he has all this warmth and he's got this jolly sense of humor. Oh, you should see him when he laughs, his whole stomach shakes.

  Daphne Moon : Oh, my God. You're in love with Santa Claus.

  Roz Doyle : Give me a break.

  Daphne Moon : Admit it. You want the jelly belly.

  Roz Doyle : Okay, don't be gross.

  Daphne Moon : You want to bang boots with the big boy.

  Roz Doyle : I've got to get to work.

  Daphne Moon : You want to get your paws on the Claus is more like it.

  Roz Doyle : Stop it Daphne! That's enough!

  Daphne Moon : One more: you're a Ho, Ho, Ho.

• Martin Crane : Why don't you just use the punch bowl?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Because then it wouldn't be wassail, it would be punch.

  Martin Crane : What's the difference?

  Daphne Moon : Me dad used to say that punch would make you want to kiss the donkey in the manger scene and wassail makes you want to check it into the inn.