Frasier (TV Series)

We Two Kings (2002)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Dr. Niles Crane : Ah, we were hoping to uh, use your wassail bowl.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, I'm sorry. I've already loaned it to Lawrence Emerson and his mandrel-caroling group.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Well you can kiss that bowl good-bye. Frasier, the Yule Tones are the bad boys of Renaissance Christmas music. Have you ever seen a church common room after one of their performances?

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles. Where is it written that we have to have Christmas at either of our homes?

  Dr. Niles Crane : The Thanksgiving Accord of 2002.