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John Mahoney and Jane Leeves in Frasier (1993)

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Three Valentines

Frasier

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  • [Daphne suddenly starts crying]
  • Martin Crane: What's the matter with you?
  • Daphne Moon: [sobbing] Well, look around you. Nothing but couples in love. It's never gonna be me. I'm just going to end up a dried-up old maid in a quilted bathrobe with a smelly, deaf cat on my lap!
  • Martin Crane: But I thought you said you were okay with that.
  • Roz Doyle: She ditched her dress and she's hitting the sauce. What do you need, runway lights on the mattress?
  • Dr. Frasier Crane: You know, Cassandra, I know this may sound like a silly question seeing as how we're... in bed together and... nearly naked, and... I've just been wondering: Is this a romantic date, or... a business thing?
  • Cassandra Stone: [At the end of an evening of conflicting signals] My gosh, it's really starting to come down out there. You know what I'm thinking?
  • Dr. Frasier Crane: [a pained look on his face] No! I truly don't.
  • Roz Doyle: [answers phone] Hello?
  • Dr. Frasier Crane: Roz, it's Frasier. Look, I need your help.
  • Roz Doyle: Well, I don't have much time, I'm on my way out.
  • Dr. Frasier Crane: OK, just answer me this: How do you know if you're on a date?
  • Roz Doyle: Are you alone?
  • Dr. Frasier Crane: Yes.
  • Roz Doyle: Then you're not on a date.
  • Dr. Frasier Crane: I'm in Cassandra's hotel room. She invited me up here after dinner. I'm just not sure what it means.
  • Roz Doyle: What it means? What it means is that even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while.

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