Quotes

The Unnatural

Frederick: Dad, did Grandpa ever tell you the story of how he captured four bank robbers with just a nightstick?
Frasier: No. He did tell me how he captured two bank robbers with just a revolver, his partner and a S.W.A.T. team.
Martin: They got there later!

Bulldog: Hey, look, I know how tough it is when you're a kid and you find out you're dad's not as great as you thought. Look, I was about Frederick's age when, well, I came home, my mom was out and I caught my dad with another woman.
Frasier: Oh, Bulldog, I'm sorry.
Bulldog: No, no, wait, you haven't heard the bad part yet! She was ugly, doc. I mean coyote ugly. My own dad. And the best excuse he could come up with was, "Hey, you don't look at the mantle when you're poking the fire!"
[pause]
Bulldog: Hey, I just got that!
Bulldog: [laughs]

Frederick: Uncle Niles, are you going to watch my dad play in the softball game? He's the best one on the team.
Niles: Of course I am, Freddy. I'll be there sitting right between you and Daphne.

Frasier: So, it must be pretty disappointing to hear for the first time that your Dad is not perfect
Frederick: It's not the first time. You couldn't fix my computer, you thought Venus was the North Star, and... I've seen you run.

Roz Doyle: All right, a guy's on second, one guy's out, I drive one to the gap. I try to stretch it to a double. I make a beautiful hook slide right under the tag. How can I be out?
Frasier: I'm still trying to understand why you drove to The Gap in the middle of the game!

Frasier: [looking at childhood photos] Niles, refresh my memory. Why are we wearing plastic snouts and a tiny little wading pool around our waists?
Niles: Oh, you've forgotten. That Halloween we went as The Bay of Pigs.
Frasier: Ah! Yes, as I recall nobody got it. We finally had to take to telling that we were Swine Lake. They didn't get that either. That was a long evening.

Bulldog: We won the game, but Roz got kicked out for arguing with the ump! She kicked dirt on his shoes, chest-butted him, almost took a bite out of his finger when he stuck it in her face. You can't coach that kind of thing.

Frasier: I'm going to learn how to play softball.
Niles: In two days?
Frasier: Well, back in college, when Stu Oberfelt got sick, I learnt the role of Mercutio in just a day and a half. I was brilliant. Fighting in the duelling scene, the audience was on the edge of their seats.
Niles: Yes, and they were under them when the sword flew out of your hand!

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What is the German language plot outline for The Unnatural (1997)?