Frasier (TV Series)

The Two Mrs. Cranes (1996)

Scott Atkinson: Clive

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• Clive : Daphne, I noticed in the phone book, your surname still is Moon.

  Niles : That must be an old book. Now she hyphenates. It's Moon-Crane.

  Martin : I remember the first time I ever drove a moon crane. I nearly rolled it into the Sea of Tranquility.

• [Frasier is unaware Daphne is pretending to be married to Niles, so he assumes Clive is referring to Maris] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : You've met Mrs. Crane?

  Clive : She sure lights up a room, doesn't she?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes. Usually by leaving it.

• Clive : There comes a time in a man's life when he's gotta look a woman straight in the eye and say...

  Niles : Cheese nips?