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Dr. Frasier Crane
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Clive called for you earlier
- Daphne: Did he sound British?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, he was one of those fiery Mexican Clives.
- [Frasier is unaware Daphne is pretending to be married to Niles, so he assumes Clive is referring to Maris]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You've met Mrs. Crane?
- Clive: She sure lights up a room, doesn't she?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Yes. Usually by leaving it.
- Martin: What the hell is going on here?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Clive is Daphne's old boyfriend. She's trying to let him down easily by pretending to be married to Niles.
- Niles: This is *my* place. Frasier's staying here temporarily because he's separated from Maris.
- Martin: [to Frasier] You couldn't stand her either, huh?
- Gil Chesterton: Brilliant show, Frasier! Chock full of pithy insight.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: What do you want?
- Gil Chesterton: A favor. Bonnie Weems, the Auto Lady, just asked me to another one of her wretched dinner parties. Well, I was planning on saying that you and I have ballet tickets, so do back me up.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I'm sorry, I can't.
- Gil Chesterton: Oh, but you've got to! Have you any idea how vile her food is? The local raccoons have posted warning signs on her trash bins!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You see, she already invited me, and I told her I promised my father I'd drive him to his army reunion at Rattlesnake Ridge.
- Gil Chesterton: Oh, very clever. Well, I'd use it myself, but I killed my father off to escape her Labor Day clambake.
- Daphne: [to Clive] Really, we're not the awful people you think we are.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, the truth is we've been lying to you all night!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Roz, listen, I'm going to the opera tonight. You didn't happen to remember to bring my...
- Roz Doyle: Oh, your opera glasses! I'm so sorry, they completely slipped my mind.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I wouldn't really mind, if you hadn't borrowed them just to ogle that bodybuilder that moved in across the street.
- Roz Doyle: Hey, I've just looked once or twice. It's not like I copied his name off his mailbox, so I could look up his number and call him while he was in the shower, so I could watch him cross the room naked to answer the phone in front of the picture window. That would be wrong.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Look, I want them back. I refuse to squint through Pagliacci while you're trying to watch "The Magic Flute"!
- Martin: [Martin needs a ride for a weekend trip. He looks to Frasier, Niles, and Daphne] So, who's the lucky one?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, by my count, two of us get to be lucky!
- Daphne: You get rid of her now, or it's Rattlesnake Ridge for you.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You wouldn't!
- Daphne: Oh, wouldn't I? And by the way, Stinky needs a ride.
- [Frasier gasps]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: And in closing, this goes out to Keith, the narcoleptic I spoke to earlier. I'd be glad to resume our conversation when you feel a bit more alert, but in the meantime, I suggest that you reconsider applying for that air traffic control position.
- Daphne: You'd think with all your dozens and dozens of men, you could at least leave one for me.
- Roz Doyle: Dozens? Did you tell her that?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well forgive me for keeping track.