Frasier (TV Series)

The Two Hundredth (2001)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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Quotes 

• Frasier : That's it. I'm quirky. I'm delightfully quirky.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Do you realize that your delightful quirk has brought your life to a standstill?

  Frasier : Niles, I've just finished my two thousandth show. I'm exhausted, physically and emotionally. I believe that I am entitled to an entire weekend of doing nothing, don't you?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Do you know you have your pajamas on backwards?

  Frasier : Another delightful quirk of mine.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Not from where I'm sitting.

• Dr. Niles Crane : All right, I'll get the car.

  Frasier : I'll put on some pants.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Zipper goes in front.

• [during Frasier's 2,000th show] 

  Frasier : Roz, what do we have next?

  Roz : It's time for another blooper.

  Frasier : Oh, well, I believe we're up to number four, as voted by you, the listeners. Here's what happened when a certain producer didn't realize her microphone was on, during the show...

  Roz : [on tape]  Now what the-

  [beep] 

  Roz : Is this? You call this a-

  [beep] 

  Roz : Paycheck? How the-

  [beep] 

  Roz : Am I supposed to live on this-?!

  [beep] 

  Roz : I'm gonna have a little word with that-

  [beep] 

  Roz : -damn station manager, walking around here like he owns the mother-

  [beep] 

  Roz : -ing place!

  Kenny : [who's entered]  Can't believe that wasn't voted number one.

• Frasier : A Hall and Oates tape. That rules you out, Dad. And it definitely rules out Niles.

  Daphne Moon : [in tears]  Dr. Crane...

  Frasier : Or does it? Perhaps the tape is just a red herring, meant to throw me off the scent. A psychological game. There's only one of you that would combat me on that level.

  Daphne Moon : I did it.

  Frasier : Ah-ha!

  Dr. Niles Crane : You can't say "Ah-ha". You thought it was me.