"Frasier" The Seal Who Came to Dinner (TV Episode 1998) - John Mahoney as Martin Crane

Daphne Moon : You dirty old man! Flirting with a girl her age!

Martin Crane : Well, she was flirting right back. I saw her giving me the once-over.

Daphne Moon : Yeah, she looked once and it was over. You've never acted this silly with any of my other girl friends. What's so special about Pam?

Martin Crane : Oh, nothing. She's just young and friendly, and... she reminds me of the girls I used to date back during the war.

Daphne Moon : What, you mean Korea? Mr. Crane, it's not dating when you're an occupying force.
Martin Crane : Hey, the gals in Pyong Chang used to think I was pretty damn cute.

Daphne Moon : Yeah well, this is a bit different. You're not twenty-one and her village hasn't just burned down.
Martin Crane : Isn't that breaking and entering?

Dr. Niles Crane : Oh pish, it can't be a crime if it's catered.
Dr. Niles Crane : You have no idea how cutthroat my rivals are. They will leap on the tiniest imperfection. Last night, Sebastian Melmoth threw a lavish Japanese banquet. A certain rival spent the entire evening carping about how the obis on the geishas' kimonos were improperly tied.

Dr. Frasier Crane : "A certain rival?"

Dr. Niles Crane : All right, me.

Martin Crane : He had geishas?

Dr. Frasier Crane : That's enough, Dad.

John Mahoney: Martin Crane