Frasier (TV Series)
The Return of Martin Crane (2001)
John Mahoney: Martin Crane
Quotes
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Frank : You booted a car just to irritate your kid? Hell, that's a lot of trouble.
Martin Crane : No, the real trouble was getting four guys to pick it up and move it closer to the hydrant.
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Dr. Niles Crane : Hey, Frasier, uh, if you're interested, I have two tickets to tonight's throat singing concert.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Don't toy with me, Niles.
Martin Crane : What the hell is throat singing?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, dad, it's an extraordinary technique where a single vocalist can actually produce two distinct tones simultaneously, allowing him to harmonize with himself.
Martin Crane : Kind of like the Everly Brothers?
Dr. Frasier Crane : If they shared a throat and came from Mongolia, yes.
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Dr. Niles Crane : [flashback; Maris' car has been booted] Dad, Maris is very upset. And so am I. I can't believe you booted her.
Martin Crane : Hey, I wouldn't be upset if you booted her.
[Martin and Frank laugh, slapping hands under the table]
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Martin Crane : You know, Roz, back when I was a cop, we always used to make fun of security guards. I guess now I'll have to start making fun of the crossing guards.
Roz Doyle : Who do crossing guards make fun of?
Martin Crane : I don't know... kids, I guess.
[they laugh]
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Martin Crane : [yells at Frasier and Niles as they try to get out of walking Eddie] That's enough! I can't believe I can't even count on my own family! Get over here.
[Niles and Frasier reluctantly walk towards him]
Martin Crane : I'm going to work now.
[kisses Frasier]
Martin Crane : I'll be home late.
[kisses Niles]
Martin Crane : Don't wait up.
[walks out the door]