Frasier (TV Series)

The Fight Before Christmas (1999)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Frasier : I've invited the entire building -- even Cam Winston.

  Martin Crane : Oh!

  Frasier : In the spirit of Christmas, I've decided to put an end to our feud.

  Roz : What are you feuding about?

  Martin Crane : Oh, he parks his SUV right next to Frasier's Beemer.

  Frasier : Yes well, that car is grotesquely oversized! I've often been forced to exit from the passenger's side. Many a time, I've been brought to grief on my gear shift.

  Roz : [Frasier exits] 

  [to Martin] 

  Roz : Why doesn't he just back in?

  Martin Crane : Are you kidding? He can barely hit that space even when the guy's car isn't there.