Frasier (TV Series)
Something Borrowed, Someone Blue: Part 1 (2000)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
Quotes
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Simon Moon : [Niles is at the door, wearing a large grin] Well, by the look of that smile on your face, I'd say somebody got himself a bit last night.
[gestures lewdly with arms]
Niles : [looking shocked and appalled] I find that remark rude, boorish, and IMPOSSIBLE TO DENY!
[Breaks out laughing]
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Daphne : Dr Crane, you shouldn't say such things.
Niles : It's the truth. Lord knows, I have tried to deny it - tried to pretend that I'm over you - but not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. Your smile, your beautiful eyes, what it would be like to hold your hands and ask you the question I never dared ask...
Donny Douglas : [suddenly bursting in the room] What's the difference between a blister and a boil?
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Niles : [Niles has told Daphne that he loves her] Lovely night, isn't it? Stars are out, nice breeze... mmm, night-blooming jasmine. Of course, there's the beautiful girl.
Daphne : Dr Crane, I still haven't answered your question.
Niles : Yes, I know, that's why I keep talking. In case I don't get the answer I want, I can at least make this moment last a little longer. I'm not sure if it's jasmine or orange blossom. You know, a lot of times...
Daphne : [interrupting him] Oh, for God's sake, Dr Crane!
[kisses him]
Niles : I think you can call me Niles now.
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Roz Doyle : Going to a wedding with your boss is like going to the prom with your brother.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles and I did not go to the prom together! Our dates were sick and we went stag!
Niles : In retrospect, we should have cancelled the horse-drawn carriage, but hindsight is 20-20.
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Martin Crane : Niles, how was your trip?
Niles : Oh, fantastic, Dad. Where's Frasier? I have some news.
Martin Crane : He'll be back in a bit. What's up?
Niles : Oh, well, uh, I should wait for Frasier, it was really his idea. Do you mind?
Martin Crane : I can wait.
Niles : Okay, I can't!
Martin Crane : What is it?
Niles : I'm married!
Martin Crane : [shocked] Married?
Niles : Yes, Mel and I eloped yesterday. Well?
Martin Crane : [gets up to hug him] Well... congratulations, son! That's great. So, uh, you're happy, right?
Niles : Oh, happy? I'm delirious!
Martin Crane : Yeah, you'd have to be, wouldn't you? So, you say this was Frasier's idea?
Niles : Well, indirectly, yeah. Oh, oh, before I forget: it occurred to me, I think we should keep this from Daphne and Donny. I would hate for them to think we were stealing their thunder.
