- Bulldog Briscoe: And who's this lovely lady?
- Cindy Carruthers: Cindy Carruthers.
- Frasier: Careful, she has a concealed weapon.
- Bulldog Briscoe: Ha! Makes two of us.
- [laughs]
- Martin Crane: He's not kidding. She's his body guard.
- Bulldog Briscoe: Hey, how would you like to check out a body worth guarding?
- Cindy Carruthers: [grabbing him by the throat] If I move my thumb a quarter of an inch, I could kill you.
- Bulldog Briscoe: Whoa! I've never been so turned on in my life.
- [drops to his knees]
- Bulldog Briscoe: Ow! Ow! Ok let me go.
- [she releases him]
- Bulldog Briscoe: So, can I call you?
- Frasier: [as the doorbell to his apartment rings, Frasier gets up to answer] Oh Niles, you make me sound like a goat staked out in a clearing. No one is hunting me down. No one is closing in on me.
- [Frasier opens the door to find a large number of balloons floating outside]
- Frasier: Oh. Look. These must be from the station
- [Frasier sees a card attached to the balloons and removes it]
- Frasier: [Reading the card] "From your number one fan Kari. Your time has come. You're finally going to get what you deserve."
- Niles: The loop tightens!
- Frasier: Oh, stop it Niles. She's probably just referring to the fact that it's time I win this award. Try as you will you are not going to turn me into some sort of a nervous wreck.
- [Frasier goes to bring the balloons inside but accidentally bursts one of them, startling him]
- Frasier: It's just not going to happen
- Frasier: Hello. You're on with Frasier Crane.
- Kari: Hi Dr. Crane. It's me Kari. Nervous as usual. Anyway I hope you're not getting sick of me. I just think you're wonderful. Thank you for always talking to me.
- Frasier: Well thank you for being so sweet.
- Kari: Well thank you for giving such good advice.
- Frasier: Well thank you for being...
- [Roz knock violently on the glass, gesturing for Frasier to wrap it up]
- Frasier: Well, I'm sorry. If that's all?
- Kari: That was a beautiful rose you bought this morning.
- Frasier: Yes I bought it to give to
- [Frasier suddenly stops mid-sentence as a look of confusion crosses his face. Roz also looks up confused]
- Frasier: Excuse me?
- Kari: Don't be surprised. I saw you at the florists. You weren't doing your regular routine.
- Frasier: My regular routine?
- Kari: Café Nervosa. You go there every morning. Except today. I can tell I'm boring you now. Bye!
- [Kari hangs up]
- Frasier: Well goodbye Kari. Well that's all our time for today Seattle. Goodbye and good listening.
- [Frasier signs off]
- Frasier: Dad, there's a big difference between a policeman and a skilled bodyguard. These people are trained to size up a crowd, plan escape routes, even get shot if necessary.
- Martin Crane: Hey I know how to take a bullet.
- Frasier: Oh yes that's just what your personality needs - another bullet!
- Frasier: Well, you're a fountain of comfort this evening!
- Niles: Oh, I'm just teasing. If you must know, I'm a little jealous. I told Maris about your troubles. All she does is sulk and talk about bodyguards. "Why don't we need one? Aren't we important enough to be stalked?" I have no idea what to say to the poor woman.
- Martin Crane: Tell her to just go on being herself and her day will come.