Frasier (TV Series)

Some Assembly Required (2003)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Martin Crane : [Martin is sick before an elementary school safety lecture]  The kids are looking forward to seeing the safety show. Eddie and I aren't going to let them down.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Okay, if you really think you can do this.

  Martin Crane : I can. And by the way, you're just as beautiful today as you were the day I married you.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Okay, I let that go the first time. Sit down.

• Daphne Moon : [fuming at Gertrude's behavior]  I'm so mad I could break something,

  [pounds the exercise table] 

  Daphne Moon : Are you ready, Martin?

  Martin Crane : ...Let's give it a few minutes.

• Martin Crane : [showing Daphne and Niles his safety demonstration with Eddie]  What should you do before crossing the street?

  [Eddie looks one way, then the other] 

  Martin Crane : That's right, always look both ways before crossing. What if a stranger approaches you?

  [Eddie barks and runs to Daphne] 

  Martin Crane : That's right, yell for help and run to somebody you trust. Now the last one, what should you do if you catch fire?

  [Eddie drops on the floor and rolls on his back] 

  Martin Crane : Right, stop, drop and roll.