Frasier (TV Series)

Sleeping with the Enemy (1995)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Martin Crane : Who made the first move? You or her?

  Frasier : There was no first move. It was more like spontaneous sexual combustion.

  Martin Crane : There's always a first move. Think.

  Frasier : Allright. I was standing in front of her desk like so. She was facing me... Niles, you be Kate.

  Dr. Niles Crane : I will not.

  Frasier : Look, just stand up.

  Dr. Niles Crane : I'm *always* the girl! In every prep school play I was the girl! Guinevere, Marian the Librarian, Ado Annie. Well, no more, I'm through with it! When do I get to be Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, Mo'?

• [Martin answers the door to Niles, a nervous wreck] 

  Martin Crane : Hey, Niles.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Maris found a gray hair.

  Martin Crane : Daphne, get Niles a brandy.

  Dr. Niles Crane : It was right at the apex of her widow's peak.

  Martin Crane : Better bring the bottle!

  Dr. Niles Crane : She blames me, Dad. She said it's from the stress I caused her last night when I thoughtlessly turned on the light while she was getting undressed.

• Martin Crane : Feel like a wiener, Niles?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Indeed I do.

  Frasier : Niles, this is not a party; and Dad, that is a fourteen-dollar-a-pound andouille sausage.

  Martin Crane : Wow. Means Eddie ate about thirty bucks' worth.