Frasier (TV Series)
Sleeping with the Enemy (1995)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
Quotes
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Daphne : Why, you could be standing next to a person month after month, and then the next thing you know, you're tearing each other's clothes off. There's a word for it.
Dr. Niles Crane : Hope.
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Martin Crane : Who made the first move? You or her?
Frasier : There was no first move. It was more like spontaneous sexual combustion.
Martin Crane : There's always a first move. Think.
Frasier : Allright. I was standing in front of her desk like so. She was facing me... Niles, you be Kate.
Dr. Niles Crane : I will not.
Frasier : Look, just stand up.
Dr. Niles Crane : I'm *always* the girl! In every prep school play I was the girl! Guinevere, Marian the Librarian, Ado Annie. Well, no more, I'm through with it! When do I get to be Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, Mo'?
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[Martin answers the door to Niles, a nervous wreck]
Martin Crane : Hey, Niles.
Dr. Niles Crane : Maris found a gray hair.
Martin Crane : Daphne, get Niles a brandy.
Dr. Niles Crane : It was right at the apex of her widow's peak.
Martin Crane : Better bring the bottle!
Dr. Niles Crane : She blames me, Dad. She said it's from the stress I caused her last night when I thoughtlessly turned on the light while she was getting undressed.
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Martin Crane : Feel like a wiener, Niles?
Dr. Niles Crane : Indeed I do.
Frasier : Niles, this is not a party; and Dad, that is a fourteen-dollar-a-pound andouille sausage.
Martin Crane : Wow. Means Eddie ate about thirty bucks' worth.