Frasier (TV Series)

Selling Out (1993)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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• Frasier : [Frasier is on the phone with Roger]  Roger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now... I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem. Thank you for your call.

• [as a girl, Daphne starred in a British TV show, "Mind Your Knickers."] 

  Daphne : It was about a group of high-spirited, ethnically diverse twelve-year-olds in a girls' private boarding school. I played Emma, the short, spunky one. Of course, by the end of the series, I was sixteen, five foot ten, and they had me boozies bound up tighter than a mummy. Well, I'm off.

  [leaves] 

  Frasier : The woman is like an artichoke. You just peel away one astounding leaf after another.

• Niles : It's no different from that movie star who let everyone look up her skirt in that film and then did nothing but complain that nobody took her seriously as an actress.

  Frasier : That has nothing to do with it!

  Niles : Have you seen that movie? When Maris and I rented the video I don't mind telling you we pushed our beds together that night. That was no mean feat because her room is across the hall.

  Frasier : Niles will you just tell me would you do it?

  Niles : A nude scene? Well I suppose if it were integral to the plot...

• Frasier : What would you think if I did a commercial and publicly endorsed a product?

  Daphne : Oh, you mean like Cher does?

  Frasier : Thank you, Daphne, one against. Dad?

• Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe : [as Frasier zips up his fly in Roz' booth]  Whoa, Doc! This is a radio studio, not a bus terminal.

  Frasier : Look who's here, Roz. Noel Coward.