Frasier (TV Series)

Roz's Krantz & Gouldenstein Are Dead (1997)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Niles : Frasier, that woman by the side of the road, spearing trash, it's Roz!

  Frasier : My God it is.

  Niles : If she realizes we recognize her, she'll be utterly humiliated.

  [shouts] 

  Niles : Oh Roz!

• [Roz's friend at the retirement home died suddenly] 

  Roz : It just seems so unfair.

  [Niles enters] 

  Roz : One minute he's lying in the bed, smiling and happy, ten seconds later it's over.

  Niles : For heaven's sake, it happens to every man a couple of times in his life. Why can't you women take it as a compliment?

• Frasier : Did you finally find a date?

  Niles : I asked Maris.

  Frasier : Just how the hell did this happen?

  Niles : Well, I was desperate for a date, and I knew Maris would be lonely this time of year. It's cruise season, she never partakes. She has an absolute terror of buffets.