Frasier (TV Series)

Proxy Prexy (2002)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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• Dr. Frasier Crane : Now I think I should still run against you.

  Martin Crane : Why?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, if I drop out just as you announce your candidacy, people might suspect something's up. It's better that our political legerdemain remain sub rosa, hmm? How would a normal person say that, Dad?

  Martin Crane : No one needs to know how the hot dogs are made.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : This is going to be sweet.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : I don't think you have the skills for this job.

  Martin Crane : I have something better: people skills.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : So do I, but these boobs and nincompoops are too stupid to see it!

• Daphne Moon : I'm studying for my citizenship exam. It's about time I became am American like everyone else.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : If you were like everyone else, you wouldn't know any history.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Is this going to be a problem?

  Martin Crane : What?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I think we need to reach a little understanding. If someone asks you a question, you look at me. If I scratch my nose, it means "No." You get it? They both begin with the same two letters: "N-O." Now if I touch my eye, it means "aye," as in "yes."

  Martin Crane : Guess what you're being if I touch my ass.