- [Martin has begun dating a woman that Frasier found attractive]
- Frasier: Well... it's not as if we were standing side-by-side when she chose you. I was at the bar! If you'd gone to get the drinks, things would have been different.
- Martin: I don't think so.
- Frasier: Dad, I'm drowning here. Please, throw me a line!
- Frasier: [Martin is trying to sneak out to go on a date. Frasier walks in] Hi, Dad.
- Martin: Oh, Frasier! You're still home.
- Frasier: Yeah. Where are you going?
- Martin: Just out.
- Frasier: What are you gonna do?
- Martin: Nothing.
- Frasier: When are you gonna be home?
- Martin: Later.
- Frasier: Well, you put a dent in the car, young man, it's coming out of your allowance!
- Martin: Her name's Maureen Cutler, and she usually goes to McGinty's after work. Charlie said she's probably there now.
- Frasier: Thanks, Dad.
- Martin: Are you going to go?
- Frasier: Well, I don't know. A police bar? If I go in there alone, I'll stand out like a sore thumb!
- Dr. Niles Crane: All right, I'll go.
- Martin: Sit down, Niles, I'll go with him. You know, after all these hoity-toity, caviar-sucking egghead types you've been dating, I think a lady cop would be a nice breath of fresh air. Frasier: Oh, all right, I'll go! Give me a second, I'll put some fresh collar-stays in, and-oh, oh, I've got a fabulous brand-new cashmere jacket I've been dying to premiere! He runs into his room. Martin: Oh, yeah. This is gonna work.
- Frasier: Oh, all right, I'll go! Give me a second, I'll put some fresh collar-stays in, and-oh, oh, I've got a fabulous brand-new cashmere jacket I've been dying to premiere!
- Martin: Oh, yeah. This is gonna work.
- Maureen Cutler: I remember you when I was training. You gave this great lecture at the academy on how to deal with an armed suspect.
- Martin: Well, thanks.
- Maureen Cutler: How come you left the force?
- Martin: Well uh, I got shot by an armed suspect.