Frasier (TV Series)

Police Story (1996)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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Quotes 

• [Martin has begun dating a woman that Frasier found attractive] 

  Frasier : Well... it's not as if we were standing side-by-side when she chose you. I was at the bar! If you'd gone to get the drinks, things would have been different.

  Martin : I don't think so.

  Frasier : Dad, I'm drowning here. Please, throw me a line!

• Frasier : [Martin is trying to sneak out to go on a date. Frasier walks in]  Hi, Dad.

  Martin : Oh, Frasier! You're still home.

  Frasier : Yeah. Where are you going?

  Martin : Just out.

  Frasier : What are you gonna do?

  Martin : Nothing.

  Frasier : When are you gonna be home?

  Martin : Later.

  Frasier : Well, you put a dent in the car, young man, it's coming out of your allowance!

• Roz : Frasier, why didn't you tell me it was your birthday? I would have thrown you a party at the station.

  Frasier : Question asked, question answered.

• Martin : Her name's Maureen Cutler, and she usually goes to McGinty's after work. Charlie said she's probably there now.

  Frasier : Thanks, Dad.

  Martin : Are you going to go?

  Frasier : Well, I don't know. A police bar? If I go in there alone, I'll stand out like a sore thumb!

  Dr. Niles Crane : All right, I'll go.

  Martin : Sit down, Niles, I'll go with him. You know, after all these hoity-toity, caviar-sucking egghead types you've been dating, I think a lady cop would be a nice breath of fresh air. Frasier: Oh, all right, I'll go! Give me a second, I'll put some fresh collar-stays in, and-oh, oh, I've got a fabulous brand-new cashmere jacket I've been dying to premiere! He runs into his room. Martin: Oh, yeah. This is gonna work.

  Frasier : Oh, all right, I'll go! Give me a second, I'll put some fresh collar-stays in, and-oh, oh, I've got a fabulous brand-new cashmere jacket I've been dying to premiere!

  Martin : Oh, yeah. This is gonna work.

• Frasier : Roz, if you could delay ablutions? I'm in custody here!