Frasier (TV Series)

My Fair Frasier (1997)

Lindsay Frost: Samantha Pierce

Quotes 

• Samantha : I hope this doesn't offend you, but I've had the most stressful day and I really don't have the energy to make a lot of small talk. Plus I'm not very hungry. Would you mind terribly if we just -

  Frasier : I know where this is heading. You don't have to say it.

  Samantha : Frasier, could we just go somewhere and have sex?

  Frasier : Well, I'm flattered, and the thought is very tempting, but you see, on my show I'm constantly preaching that people should get to know one other, have things in common, before taking that kind of step. What's your favourite colour?

  Samantha : Blue.

  Frasier : Mine too, check please!

• Dr. Niles Crane : [smells the air]  Frasier's morel mushroom and tarragon sauce.

  Samantha : How did you know that?

  Frasier : Niles has always been able to identify sauce from a great distance.

  Martin Crane : His mother and I were so proud.

• Samantha Pierce : So, Teddy Kennedy, Henry Kissinger and the Dalai Lama are all in this plane...

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Wait, wait, I think I've heard this joke.

  Samantha Pierce : No, no, this really happened to me about a month ago.

• Samantha : Well, just tell me what you want, Frasier. Do you want to be the traditional man, and I'll be the put-upon woman?

  Frasier : No. That's not what I want. I just wish that we could have a relationship where neither one of us is the man.

  Samantha : So, that would make us, what? A lesbian couple?

  Frasier : [laughs]  Well, they're very in now.