Frasier (TV Series)
My Fair Frasier (1997)
John Mahoney: Martin Crane
Quotes
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Dr. Niles Crane : [smells the air] Frasier's morel mushroom and tarragon sauce.
Samantha : How did you know that?
Frasier : Niles has always been able to identify sauce from a great distance.
Martin Crane : His mother and I were so proud.
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Dr. Niles Crane : [to Frasier] Well, think about it. How did you two first meet? She came to your rescue. Who initiated the first sexual encounter? She did.
Martin Crane : She did? For God's sake, who's wearing the pants in this relationship?
Dr. Niles Crane : My point exactly, Dad.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, fine, look, as much fun it must be to spin out this little theory, it's entirely without foundation.
[the oven bell in the kitchen rings]
Dr. Frasier Crane : [feminine] Dear God, there's my rosemary bread!
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Martin Crane : They had this one great exhibit where you climb into this boat, you put on a life jacket, and they simulate what it's like to be caught out at sea in a hurricane.
Frasier : [Niles enters looking seasick] Good Lord! Niles, why did you ever agree to go on a ride like that?
Dr. Niles Crane : I didn't. I dined at the snack bar.