Rita Wilson credited as playing...
Mia Preston • Hester Crane
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [after 2 women think Frasier wants to go out with them, stammering in embarrassment] You must think I'm a pretty smooth operator.
- Mia Preston: No, not really.
- Frasier: Excuse me, ah. I suppose you noticed I was staring at your table and I was just wondering if that gentleman you're with--is he your husband?
- Mia Preston: No.
- Frasier: Boyfriend?
- Mia Preston: No.
- Frasier: Oh, wonderful.
- Mia Preston: Would you like me to introduce you? He just broke up with someone.
- Mia Preston: And there's a ton of muffins if anybody wants one.
- Niles: Oh, not for me, I have some problems with allergies.
- Mia Preston: Really? Well these are just wheat germ, oat bran, and carob.
- Niles: Oh well, throw in a sea scallop, you can phone the paramedics right now.