- Frasier: That suit is very becoming on you. Is it new?
- Abby Michaels: If it isn't, thank you for noticing, Frasier.
- Frasier: Oh, no, thank you for being so, uh... noticeable.
- Dr. Niles Crane: [to Daphne] Do I sound like that?
- Daphne Moon: Yeah, but it's cute when you do it.
- Martin Crane: [Abby ends the phone call with her client but forgets to stop the timer. Martin taps his watch] Aren't you forgetting something?
- Abby Michaels: Oh, my goodness, you're right. It's getting very late and I haven't even looked at the menu yet. My, so many choices. What are you guys having?
- Martin Crane: Well, I'm pretty sure someone's getting scrod.
- Martin Crane: Hey, Abby, you'll like this one. I used to tell it at the precinct. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Abby Michaels: I don't know. It depends on how many cops planted it there?
- Frasier: Thrust and parry, Dad!
- Martin Crane: Come on, Fraze, Abby isn't the first lawyer to pad a bill.
- Frasier: Well, maybe not, but you know, Abby is not that kind of lawyer.
- Martin Crane: What world are you living in? They're all that kind of lawyer.
- Frasier: I admit $4000 does seem rather high for phone consultations. Who the hell is she talking to?
- Martin Crane: All her friends, bragging about the new sucker she's got on the hook.
- Daphne Moon: Donny, after seeing you at the restaurant last night, I want you to know I'm worried about you.
- Donny Douglas: Okay, this is about Nancy?
- Daphne Moon: I'm sure she's a lovely person. And I probably have no right saying this, but I hope you're not rushing into anything.
- Donny Douglas: Uh, look, Daphne...
- Daphne Moon: I know, I know. I'm way out of line here. But, I still care what happens to you. Take the time to get to know each other. Believe me, you'll be glad you did when the day comes you finally do get married.
- [Nancy comes up in a white outfit and carrying a bouquet]
- Daphne Moon: Well, what do you know, it's here.
- Daphne Moon: I'm so sorry. My timing's so terrible.
- Donny Douglas: Not really. If you hang around a few minutes, I'm sure we can get you on the wedding video.
- Daphne Moon: I really had no idea you were getting married so soon.
- Donny Douglas: Well, call me crazy, but I've got a prejudice against long engagements.
- Dr. Niles Crane: These lawsuits have me so rattled. You know me, Frasier, normally I'm unflappable.
- Frasier: Niles, if you flapped any more, we'd have to lower you to half mast on Veteran's Day.
- Frasier: So, ah, why did you call me?
- Abby Michaels: Well, Frasier, I thought we could celebrate.
- Frasier: Really. Celebrate what?
- Abby Michaels: Well, this morning I was called down to the conference room and all the partners were there. I thought they were going to yell at me because they found out I'd given you a discount, but instead, they told me I made partner.
- Frasier: [smiling] You gave me a discount?