Frasier (TV Series)
Good Grief (1998)
John Mahoney: Martin Crane
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Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : I am going to get another job. The people of this city need me. I'm a beloved Seattle institution.
Martin Crane : [aside] A couple more days like this, he's gonna be *in* a beloved Seattle institution.
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Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, well, this is good! It means he's reached the anger stage. In due course he'll go through bargaining, depression, and finally acceptance.
Martin Crane : What's bargaining?
Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, well, it's like when a person makes a deal with God to spare their life.
Martin Crane : Oh, yeah, I know all about that. I remember right after I got shot, I said, "God, if I promise never to drink another bottle of Ballantines, will you let me get through this?"
Dr. Niles Crane : You still drink Ballantines.
Martin Crane : Not in bottles, baby.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : You're just in time, I'm throwing a party for my fan club.
Martin Crane : Here?
Dr. Niles Crane : Is there some problem with the bridge they normally meet under?
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Dr. Niles Crane : How's Frasier doing?
Martin Crane : He's getting weirder, he beat up a pinata yesterday.
Dr. Niles Crane : Isn't that what you're SUPPOSED to do to a pinata?
Martin Crane : Not like this. They found a jawbreaker on the other side of the highway.
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Roz Doyle : [an unemployed Frasier is lying on the couch, sobbing.] Frasier, it's all in how you look at things. Look at my life...
Dr. Frasier Crane : [still crying] No career, no relationship, no hope!
Roz Doyle : You can say the same thing about me.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I was talking about you!
[Roz smacks him]
Daphne Moon : Dr. Crane, my Grammy Moon used to say--
[Frasier yells loudly.]
Martin Crane : What are you trying to do, kill him?
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Dr. Niles Crane : Frasier, you're not famous ANYMORE!
[Frasier starts bawling]
Martin Crane : What in the hell did you do that for?
Dr. Niles Crane : Dad, he needed a push.
Martin Crane : But look at him! This can't be good!
Dr. Niles Crane : No, it IS good. Let it all out, Frasier, let it all out, good, that's right.
[Frasier carries on]
Dr. Niles Crane : That's probably enough now, okay.
Martin Crane : How much more can be in there?
Dr. Niles Crane : Okay, alright, yeah. That's probably enough now.
[to Martin]
Dr. Niles Crane : I don't think I can get him to stop.
Martin Crane : But this is sickening!
Daphne Moon : What're we gonna do?
Martin Crane : Somebody get that Monte Cristo in there!