Frasier (TV Series)
Can't Buy Me Love (1994)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
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Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [after insulting his date] Please don't go. Child development is not my thing. My specialty is adult relations.
Kristina Harper : Well, you won't be having any of those tonight.
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Renata Harper : Hello? Hey, Tiffany.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Tiffany? I thought you just spoke to Tiffany!
Renata Harper : That was Tiffany Schwartz. This is Tiffany Martinez.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Celebrate the ethnic mosiac that is America, but nonetheless...
[takes phone and hangs up]
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Dr. Frasier Crane : You know, I have a son. I'd hate to think by the time he's your age, he thinks of me as some sort of, um...
Renata Harper : Dweeb?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Thank you.
Renata Harper : Brace yourself.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [Daphne has just bought Bulldog] Oh my God, Daphne, why?
Daphne : Things were slowing down, so your father asked me to shill. I opened at 100. Who knew that would be the only bid.
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Kristina Harper : I hope you didn't go to too much trouble... you rented a restaurant trolley.
Dr. Frasier Crane : No no, I own it. Don't tell me you don't have one of them.