Frasier (TV Series)

Call Me Irresponsible (1993)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• [Frasier is appalled at his caller, Marco, saying he doesn't want to commit to his girlfriend "in case somebody better comes along."] 

  Frasier : Tell me listeners, what is it with guys like that? Hey Roz, you've been around the block a few times. You ever run into a guy like Marco?

  Roz Doyle : Oh, they're all Marcos. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a Marco.

  Frasier : Come on. I mean, if that were so, then no-one would be having a relationship.

  Roz Doyle : Well, I'm not. My sister's not. None of my friends are. I've seen the future, and its name is Marco.

• Roz Doyle : 20 seconds, and I've got news for you: Marco's on line 2.

  Frasier : Marco?

  Roz Doyle : You know, the guy you got out of the way so you could keep his girlfriend for yourself? Ten Seconds.

  Frasier : I'm not talking to him. I don't want to talk to him. There's no way I'm talking to him.

  Roz Doyle : 3, 2...

  Frasier : Hi, we're back. Roz, whom do we have on the line?

  Roz Doyle : We have Marco on line 2.

  Frasier : Who's this on line 3?

  Roz Doyle : Oh, Todd... oops darn, we lost Todd, but lucky for you we still have Marco on line 2.