Frasier (TV Series)

Breaking the Ice (1995)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Martin Crane : Frasier... I love you. Niles... I love you.

  Frasier : Thanks, Dad. I love you, too.

  Niles : And I love you, too.

  [silence] 

  Niles : But I *hate* ice fishing!

  Martin Crane : Well, it's the last time you'll have to come out and do that.

  Niles : Oh, in that case I *really* love you!

• Niles : That was amazing! I've never felt so in touch with nature.

  Martin Crane : What happened?

  Niles : For the first time in my life, I just urinated outdoors! Another cup of coffee, I'll go back and dot the "i".

• Daphne Moon : Don't you ever clean that thing out?

  Martin Crane : No, it's bad luck. Everybody knows that. You show up on a fishing trip with a tackle box that doesn't smell like the most rancid, rotten thing on the face of the earth, then nobody will sit by you.

  Frasier : [entering the apartment with Niles]  Yes, Niles, I used to have the same problem with my multiple personality patients. They always kept saying that the other one had sent the check.

  Niles : [sniffing]  What an odd combination of odors. It smells like a fish died and all the other fish sent flowers.

• Martin Crane : Wow, Niles, look at you! Now are you sure you're gonna be warm enough?

  Niles : No problem there. I dressed in layers - Polo, Eddie Bauer, and Timberland.