Frasier (TV Series)
Breaking the Ice (1995)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
Quotes
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Niles : Call me Ishmael.
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Martin Crane : Frasier... I love you. Niles... I love you.
Frasier : Thanks, Dad. I love you, too.
Niles : And I love you, too.
[silence]
Niles : But I *hate* ice fishing!
Martin Crane : Well, it's the last time you'll have to come out and do that.
Niles : Oh, in that case I *really* love you!
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Niles : That was amazing! I've never felt so in touch with nature.
Martin Crane : What happened?
Niles : For the first time in my life, I just urinated outdoors! Another cup of coffee, I'll go back and dot the "i".
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Niles : Dad, wait'll you see all the stuff I got. I had no idea how much I'd like fishing until I realized all the shopping involved!
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Frasier : Niles, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? What the hell are you doing here?
Niles : What do you mean?
Frasier : You know, this whole "Sergeant Niles of the Yukon" act. I mean, come on, it can't be all to impress Daphne.
Niles : It's not an act!
Frasier : Niles, in twenty years, I've never heard you comment on fish except to say that the sauce had separated.
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Daphne Moon : Don't you ever clean that thing out?
Martin Crane : No, it's bad luck. Everybody knows that. You show up on a fishing trip with a tackle box that doesn't smell like the most rancid, rotten thing on the face of the earth, then nobody will sit by you.
Frasier : [entering the apartment with Niles] Yes, Niles, I used to have the same problem with my multiple personality patients. They always kept saying that the other one had sent the check.
Niles : [sniffing] What an odd combination of odors. It smells like a fish died and all the other fish sent flowers.
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Niles : After you've seen Maris's interpretive dance group perform "Afternoon of a Faun" in the east garden, the wilderness holds no terror.
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Martin Crane : Wow, Niles, look at you! Now are you sure you're gonna be warm enough?
Niles : No problem there. I dressed in layers - Polo, Eddie Bauer, and Timberland.