John Mahoney aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
Martin Crane
- [the doorbell rings]
- Frasier: That'll be Niles. I'm taking him to lunch to get his mind off his troubles.
- Daphne: Is that something we shouldn't talk about?
- Martin: No, there's no reason why we shouldn't talk about it.
- Frasier: Dad, I'm sorry, I don't think he's ready to talk about it so we're not talking about it.
- Niles: [from behind the door] Would you mind not talking about it a little less loudly?
- Martin: Now the beauty of the "Hot & Foamy" is the ultra-quick heating action. You just plug it in and two minutes later, presto, guess what comes out?
- Daphne: [sarcastic] Well, the obvious answer would be shaving cream, so I'll go with... music?
- Martin: You had a lot of sassy things to say about my clothes steamer, too. But didn't those snow peas taste delicious?
- Daphne: When will you just admit that this junk belongs in a dustbin?
- Martin: You know, I was on a case once where the wife constantly nagged the husband like this. "You never put anything in the garbage. Why don't you ever put anything in the garbage?"
- Daphne: Well, he should have listened to her.
- Martin: Oh, he did. And that's where we found her!
- [Niles has signed Maris's divorce papers]
- Martin: Niles, I'm proud of you. I know this isn't easy, but in the long run I know you'll be happier. I'm damn sure I will be.