Frasier (TV Series)

And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon: Part 1 (2000)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• Daphne Moon : So did Simon get you home all right after dropping my family at the airport?

  Roz Doyle : Oh, yeah. He entertained the whole neighborhood trying to parallel park the Winnebago. The highlight was when he flattened a whole row of newspaper racks.

  Martin Crane : How many did he get? My record's five.

  Daphne Moon : I suppose he followed that up with some sort of clumsy advance?

  Roz Doyle : Oh, he tried, but I told him to get lost. Then he hit on my babysitter! She showed him why she's the star of her JV soccer team.

  Daphne Moon : You know, Mum claims he was dropped as a child. I think he was thrown.

• Roz Doyle : Daphne, Simon's opening your gifts.

  Daphne Moon : Bloody hell!

  [runs out] 

  Simon Moon : Roz, you little snitch! You know, I'm having serious doubts about whether you're going to be the future mother of my children.

  Roz Doyle : Somewhere out there, the future mother of your children just lifted her head from a puddle of drool.

  Simon Moon : Yeah, but I'll bet she's got a ripper body!