Frasier (TV Series)

And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon: Part 1 (2000)

Anthony LaPaglia: Simon Moon

Quotes 

• Roz Doyle : Daphne, Simon's opening your gifts.

  Daphne Moon : Bloody hell!

  [runs out] 

  Simon Moon : Roz, you little snitch! You know, I'm having serious doubts about whether you're going to be the future mother of my children.

  Roz Doyle : Somewhere out there, the future mother of your children just lifted her head from a puddle of drool.

  Simon Moon : Yeah, but I'll bet she's got a ripper body!

• [Simon has been opening the gifts from Daphne's canceled wedding] 

  Daphne Moon : That's stealing! These gifts are going back!

  Simon Moon : Never! Returning used merchandise is unethical, and I, for one, will never be party to it.

• Dr. Niles Crane : What are you doing?

  Daphne Moon : Returning gifts.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, right. You know, that's one thing Mel and I avoided by eloping. No gifts to return when you, uh... when...

  Simon Moon : When you shag someone else's wife?