"Frasier" And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon: Part 1 (TV Episode 2000) - David Hyde Pierce as Dr. Niles Crane

[first lines; Daphne and Niles are fleeing her wedding in Martin's Winnebago]

Dr. Niles Crane : I can't believe this!

Daphne Moon : Neither can I!

Dr. Niles Crane : What made you change your mind?

Daphne Moon : My little niece, Audrey, the flower girl. She looked up at me and said, "You're the saddest bride I've ever seen." I figured, who was I kidding if I couldn't fool a four year old with an eye patch?

Dr. Niles Crane : Remind me to give her a car for her preschool graduation.
Daphne Moon : [fleeing her wedding] I've never done anything this crazy. Are you nervous?

Dr. Niles Crane : Only that I'm going to wake up.
Dr. Niles Crane : [Daphne had fled from her wedding] Here we are: the end of the driveway.
Dr. Niles Crane : What are you doing?

Daphne Moon : Returning gifts.

Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, right. You know, that's one thing Mel and I avoided by eloping. No gifts to return when you, uh... when...

Simon Moon : When you shag someone else's wife?
Dr. Mel Karnofsky : I've decided to make this as painless as possible. You will have your divorce, Niles, and it will be quick and clean.

Dr. Niles Crane : That's very generous...

Dr. Mel Karnofsky : Hold your applause, there are some conditions.
Dr. Niles Crane : Since we eloped, some of Mel's colleagues decided to throw a little last minute get-together to toast our nuptials.

Martin Crane : Well, after Donny gets through with Frasier, you won't be the only one having your nuptials toasted.

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane