Frasier (TV Series)
An Affair to Forget (1995)
John Mahoney: Martin Crane
Quotes
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Martin : Maris is learning German, huh? Just when you thought she couldn't get any cuddlier...
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Niles : So, you want to build a two-master schooner...
Daphne Moon : Schooner? I thought it was a frigate.
Niles : No, a frigate has a fore-and-aft mainsail.
Daphne Moon : No, no, that's a brigantine.
Niles : Oh, you're right. Well, then what's a frigate?
Martin : That's when you just don't give a damn anymore!
[leaves]
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[Martin and Niles are building a model sailing ship]
Daphne Moon : Did I ever mention one of my ancestors was a mutineer on the H.M.S. Bounty?
Martin : No kidding.
Daphne Moon : Yeah, from what we can tell, he made it safely to Pitcairn Island, where he was quite fruitful and multiplied. You know, for all I know, there's some girl who looks exactly like me running around the South Seas, frolicking in the surf, all brown-skinned and bare-breasted...
[Niles snaps the mast he's holding in two, sending the pieces flying over the table]
Niles : So you want to build a two-masted schooner...