Frasier (TV Series)

Agents in America: Part 3 (1995)

Harriet Sansom Harris: Bebe Glazer

Quotes 

• Bebe : Do you have any idea how hot you are? I get offers everyday from other stations offering the moon for you.

  Frasier : Good Lord, am I really that hot?

  Bebe : Are you kidding? If I were a pot roast, I'd be done.

  Niles : Hello, I'm Niles, a person at the table.

  Bebe : Niles, thank God you're here. Back me up. Give him some sound, brotherly advice.

  Niles : She's the Devil, Frasier. Run fast, run far.

• Frasier : What kind of a woman are you? You seduced me, you lied to me, you nearly got me killed. You've shamelessly manipulated not only me but the station, the news media, and the entire city of Seattle. What do you have to say for yourself?

  Bebe : Aren't you glad I'm on your side?

• Martin : Well, I think I'm going to hit the hay too.

  Bebe : That's awfully risky of you, isn't it? Leaving us "kids" out here unchaperoned.

  Martin : Better him than me.

• Frasier : Bebe, I don't think there are any words to describe what we shared last night.

  Bebe : It was like Greco-Roman wrestling on a Trampoline.

• Daphne Moon : Here we are! One cup of tea - half Darjeeling, half Chamomile, skim milk, a packet of sweetener - oh, and I thought you might enjoy a nice fat-free tea biscuit. Will there be anything else?

  Bebe : No. You run along, I'm fine.

  Daphne Moon : You're sure now? Because I could wait 'til you finish the biscuit and floss your teeth for you.

  Bebe : You are a cheeky little monkey, aren't you?

  [bites the biscuit] 

  Bebe : This cookie tastes like meat!

  Daphne Moon : Yes, and it'll remove tartar and give you a nice, shiny coat!

• Bebe : Get away from me. You can't talk me out of this. At least not until channel 5 gets here.

• Bebe : Why are you so tense? What could be more fun?

  Frasier : Watching a loved one be autopsied.

  Bebe : Think of them sweating in their offices, chain smoking, biting their nails, their ulcers churning out enough acid to burn a hole in a ship's hull, oh God! And to think I nearly went into nursing.

• Bebe : [standing on the ledge outside the window]  It's no good. My life is over.

  Bulldog Briscoe : You gotta save her, Doc. My contract's up in 6 weeks. She's my agent too.

  Frasier : I'm going out there.

  Roz Doyle : Are you nuts? It's 9 stories down. You know what a drop like that would do to you?

  Frasier : Roz, why don't you toss a pumpkin out the window so I have a clear image.

• Bebe : Darling, this isn't about us, it's just a little bargaining tactic. I threaten to jump, you talk me down, major coverage, Bang! Your price goes up 20%.