Frasier (TV Series)

Adventures in Paradise: Part 2 (1994)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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• Frasier : [to Lilith, his ex-wife]  My God, woman, I'd drive a stake through your heart, but I don't think anything could kill you.

• [Lilith has just introduced her boyfriend, Brian, to Frasier] 

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : Brian is a seismologist at MIT.

  Frasier : Oh, well, that's perfect: Brian, being a seismologist, and you, having so many faults.

• Frasier : Everyone, we have some very happy news: Lilith is going to be married again.

  Martin Crane : [hesitantly]  To who?

  Frasier : Someone else.

  Martin Crane : [tosses aside his cane and rushes across the room to Lilith]  Oh, that's great! Congratulations! Wonderful!

• Frasier : Hold it! What's that?

  Madeline Marshall : What's what?

  Frasier : Lilith is making love in there!

  Madeline Marshall : I don't hear a thing.

  Frasier : Exactly!

• Frasier : You don't want to be late for the ballet.

  Martin Crane : I do. When those ballet guys start flying around in those tight pants, I don't know where to look.

  Daphne Moon : That reminds me, I've got to bring me binoculars.

• Frasier : [to Lilith, thinking she's Meredith]  Put down that mango, my dear. It's time you tasted the forbidden fruit.

  [Lilith stands up and turns around] 

  Frasier : YAAAAAHHHHHH!

• Frasier : [surprised to see Lilith in Bora Bora]  Are you here with someone?

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : Yes, actually. He's snorkeling at the moment.

  Frasier : Anyone I know?

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : Sam Malone.

  Frasier : SAM?

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : Just kidding.

• Madeline Marshall : Well, what's your name, little fella?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : You promise you won't laugh?

• Madeline Marshall : When I come back, I'll make you forget you were ever married to Lilith.

  Frasier : That's never happened before without a prescription.

• Dr. Niles Crane : Frasier, will you relax?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I can't, it's my last chance with Madeline! Serves me right, too, after the way I behaved in Bora Bora.

  Dr. Niles Crane : You're being too hard on yourself, it was just bad luck. How were you to know that Lilith had arrived on the island?

  Martin Crane : Aside from the seas starting to churn and all the birds taking flight from the trees.

  Daphne Moon : Oh now, don't you worry, Dr. Crane. Miss Marshall's going to forgive you. Women always appreciate a man who's sensitive enough to try again. That's why they call us the "fair sex." All right then, let's go see some leaping Russian stags!

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [Lilith's getting married]  You'll excuse me if I don't jump up and down and yell 'yippie!'

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : That's okay, I saw you do that in Bora Bora.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : You know, there's something else we never got around to in Bora Bora.

  Madeline Marshall : Well *you* got around to it, I just watched.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [wakes up screaming after dreaming about Dianne]  I just had the most terrifying dream! You have no idea how relieved I am to be here with you!

  Dr. Niles Crane : [steps out on the balcony]  Frasier, we have all week to analyze your dream, right now, there's a large bug in the shower.

  [Frasier gets up and takes off his shoe]