Frasier (TV Series)

A Tsar Is Born (1999)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• Daphne : Wow. I don't see the three of you watching the same show very often. What's going on? Pavarotti jumping the Grand Canyon?

• [Martin, Frasier, and Niles are excited to attend "The Antiques Roadshow"'s appearance in Seattle] 

  Martin Crane : Yeah, I'm going to go and have a little root around in our closet. I bet I can find a nice little objet d'art they'd be interested in.

  [He exits, leaving Frasier and Niles stunned by his correct French pronunciation] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : It's as if that panhandler I gave money to was a genie granting all my wishes.

  Daphne : Would you marry me in this?

  [Daphne enters wearing Donny's mother's wedding dress, which looks like it belongs on a go-go dancer. Niles nearly faints] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [whispers]  How much did you give him?

• Dr. Myshkin : Yes, that was her plan, but when Sonia found her way to the train station under the cover of night, the scullery maid absconded with everything, including the clock.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Servants!

  Dr. Frasier Crane : There's a back, aching for the lash!

  Daphne : I'm moving as fast as I can!