Frasier (TV Series)
A Mid-Winter Night's Dream (1994)
John Mahoney: Martin Crane
Quotes
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[Niles shows up at Frasier's house wearing a pirate costume, saying that Maris has kicked him out]
Niles : There's a perfectly reasonably explanation for the way I'm dressed.
Frasier : All right, just keep in mind that I reserve the right to say "stop" at any time.
Niles : Well, my plan was to leave a treasure map downstairs for Maris with clues that would lead her to my whereabouts. Then I'd hide in the linen closet and wait for her to find me.
Martin : Dressed like that?
Niles : Actually no, at the time I was wearing only my eye-patch. Although, technically is it still an eye-patch if you're wearing it on your-?
Frasier : STOP!
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[Niles's romantic plans went awry when the maid discovered him waiting in the linen closet, nude]
Niles : I'll never be able to face the maid again.
Martin : I don't think it's your face she'll remember.
[he laughs, Niles glares]
Martin : Oh come on, Niles, everybody has an embarrassing story to tell. Did I ever tell you about the time I got locked outside in the backyard in my underwear?
Niles : Only every Thanksgiving.
Martin : Well, don't worry, I won't be telling that story this year!
